like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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