belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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