I forgot how hot balto sounded
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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