I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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