my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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