She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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