On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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