R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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