Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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