I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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