Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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