at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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