come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I love you. Go after that dick
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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