She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
