so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
wow bdsm is so cute
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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