Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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