dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
