But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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