So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
