That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
My cat gives me a boner
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I party with great urgency now.
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