Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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