Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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