We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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