How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Operation Purity has been aborted
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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