I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I just had sex on a roof
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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