is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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