let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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