I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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