I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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