On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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