Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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