gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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