i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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