Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
