bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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