Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
His hands were made for my vagina.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Randomize
