i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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