omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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