I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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