i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
This is the high leading the old right now
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
