Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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