That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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