lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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