@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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