I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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