I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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