I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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