What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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