we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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