Pass out mid-funnel last night.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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